Nowhere are the similarities between religious show business and an old fashion travelling circus more pronounced than in the realm of the lowly Freak Show. Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell, Paul Crouch and other spiritual ringmasters have long known the value of parading nature's mistakes before a gasping and tittering audience. While a case could be made that Pray TV in and of itself is one giant Freak Show, we would like to present for you now four of the main attractions. Step right up for the

SALVATION SIDESHOW

by Brother Randall

originally published in the print version of Snake Oil # 3, 1994

 
Kevin Whittum , on your right, was the adopted son of Jim Bakker's cousin and was also one of Jim's most successful fund raising tools. Kevin had the head of a nine year old on the torso of a toddler, but he was actually an articulate young adult. Kevin would go on PTL periodically to tug the heart (and purse) strings of the PTL Partners to send in money for "Kevin's House," a facility for severely handicapped children which was built but never licensed for its intended use. Kevin provided the most poignant moment in the 1986 must-see documentary Thy Kingdom Come Thy Will Be Done. Kevin has since died. 
Ft Worth-based evangelist Dave Roever has built his testimony on a disfiguring injury he suffered in the Nam where a phosphorous grenade blew up in his hand, essentially melting his face. Dave, who can be seen in very tight close-up shots on TBN every Wednesday night, also takes his message on the road to churches and high schools all over the county. His bio Welcome Home Davey was published by Word Books in Waco and sports a photo of Davey with President Reagan on the back cover. For a catalog of Roever merchandise, dial 1-800-87DAVEY. 
One of the more unsettling experiences in the pursuit of collecting Bad White Gospel albums is encountering a Merrill Womach disc. In a musical genre defined by outlandish and weird album covers, it's hard to top a simple head shot of Merrill. A veteran of 17 albums since 1958, Merrill was horribly disfigured in a plane crash on Thanksgiving day, 1961. Today Merrill runs a multi-million dollar business in Spokane, WA providing taped music for funeral homes across the U.S. & Canada. In his office is a crucifix made from the plane's wreckage. 
The Village Idiot of the Kingdom of Glory, David Ring demands that you stare and laugh at him. Eyes rolling back in his head, foaming at the mouth, David, who has cerebral palsy, twitches and contorts his way through impassioned, yet insufferably drawn out Bible lessons like the dividing of the loaves. When he finally manages to spit out "el sa'um t' o-oo ha-ull" (tell Satan to go to Hell) you're ready to give him a standing ovation. David was discovered by Jerry Falwell who has a video tape of David's sermons for sale as you exit the tent. 

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